Emote Control

I'm interested not so much in bad chi as chi that's just a little bit off. The designer of the station secretly made the plans too create the most powerful feng shui site in the universe. However, growing two-hundred mile diameter kumquats isn't an exact art, and though his plans were almost exactly followed things were just enough off to ensure that craziness and randomness were the results instead. I'm especially interested in how the rooms would be generally arranged, but I'd also like to know about decorations and decor.

The feng shui isn't actually bad, just skewed a bit. Instead of bringing good luck the station, like it was supposed to, it instead brings randomness and weirdness.

I am currently writing a freeware sci-fi series to to be posted to the net. It's a mixture of Babylon 5 and Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, and is a comedy. The series takes place on the giant space station Lungfish Alpha, which is a gigantic orbiting kumquat. Very late in the series, it's going to be revealed that the designer of Lungfish Alpha designed it according the principles of Feng Shui, however mistakes were made in construction and the scrambled energy flows are responsible for the all the strange things that happen on board. What would some of the visible signs of the Feng Shui manipulation be? How would the corridors be designed, where would they place furniture, etc. I just need some general stuff, enough to drop hints so that when the final revelation comes there's buildup.