Memorable SMSes and Quotes

[Cecil Lee]

These are some of the most memorable sms exchanges:-

Client who SMSed me about her contractor: "They claim is abt the same.. Beige category.. Just slight difference... Nevermind, I will ask them to change to barley white then .. They said lily white is less beige than barley white"
Cecil Lee's reply: "Lily white is slightly pinkish not the same as barley white. Lily white and barley white are not twins but rather distant cousins"
Client: "Hahaha I like your way of drawing the slight difference.. Twins but rather distant cousins. Best! Thank you for your advise. Will get them to change:-)
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After several SMSes (advice to another client):-
His reply: " Ok, thanks for the call earlier. I get a clearer picture of `must have' and`good to have' and safety/practicability issues.