An interesting observation about women...

[Cecil Lee]

I believe not all women would agree with this but this is really interesting....
Women's words and what they mean:
1. Fine: This is the word we use at the end of any argument that
we feel we are right about but need to shut you up. NEVER use fine to
describe how woman looks. This will cause you to have one of
those arguments.
2. Five minutes: This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five
minutes that your football game is going to last before you take out
the trash, so I feel that it's an even trade.
3. Nothing: This means something and you should be on your
toes. "Nothing" is usually used to describe the feeling a woman has of
wanting to turn you inside out, upside down, and backwards.
"Nothing" usually signifies an argument that will last "Five Minutes"
and end with the word "Fine."
4. Go Ahead (with raised eyebrows): This is a dare. One that will
result in a woman getting upset over "Nothing" and will end with the
word "Fine."
5. Go Ahead (normal eyebrows): This means "I give up" or "do
what you want because I don't care." You will get a raised eyebrow
"Go Ahead" in just a few minutes, followed by "Nothing" and "Fine" and
she will talk to you in about "Five Minutes" when she cools off.
6. Loud Sigh: This is not actually a word, but is still often a
verbal statement very misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she
thinks you are an idiot at that moment and wonders why she is wasting
her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing."
7. Soft Sigh: Again, not a word, but a verbal statement. "Soft
Sighs" are one of the few things that some men actually understand.
She is content. Your best bet is to not move or breathe and she will
stay content.
8. Oh: This word followed by any statement is trouble. Example;
"Oh, let me get that". Or, "Oh, I talked to him about what you were
doing last night." If she says "Oh" before a statement, run, do not
walk, to the nearest exit. She will tell you that she is "Fine" when
she is done tossing your clothes out the window, but do not expect her
to talk to you for at least 2 days. "Oh" as the lead to a sentence
usually signifies that you are caught in a lie. Do not try to lie more
to get out of it, or you will get raised eyebrows "Go ahead" followed
by acts so unspeakable that I can't bring myself to write about
them.
9. That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements
that a woman can say to a man. "That's Okay" means that she
wants to think long and hard before paying you retributions for what
ever it is that you have done. "That's Okay" is often used with the word
"Fine" >and used in conjunction with a raised eyebrow "Go Ahead." At
some point in the near future when she has plotted and planned, you are
going to be in some mighty big trouble.
10. Please Do: This is not a statement, it is an offer. A woman is giving
you the chance to come up with whatever excuse or reason you have
for doing whatever it is that you have done. You have a fair chance to
tell the truth, so be careful and you shouldn't get a "That's Okay."
11. Thanks: A woman is thanking you. Do not faint, just say you're welcome.
12. Thanks A Lot: This is much different from "Thanks." A woman
will say, "Thanks A Lot" when she is really ticked off at you. It
signifies that you have hurt her in some callous way, and will be
followed by the "Loud Sigh." Be careful not to ask what is wrong after
the "Loud Sigh," as she will only tell you "Nothing."

[imagenes]

I agree, Mr. Lee. Please ask whomever wrote this wise piece to do another on the interesting observations about men: it would be very helpfull in the interpretation of their language!
MED