Toilet In Relationship Sector

[myfs_90914]

Dear Sir,
I have a attached toilet/bathroom in my master bedroom. I found out that this toilet is in the relationship sector of the house. Since daily flushing of the toilet will certainly flush away any good relationship with spouse and family members, I am thinking of putting a pair of porcelain lovebirds or mandarin ducks to enhance the area. At least with the flushing, there is replenishment or continued preservation of the relationship through the mandarin ducks. I can close the toilet seat before flushing, but there is also the manhole in the shower/bath area. So may not be practical.
Will this action help? If not, then I will not put the mandarin ducks and leave it as it is since there is no remedy.
Thanking you ahead. Rich

[Cecil Lee]

Dear Rich,

In my opinion, it is always best not to apply the Eight Asiprations or Life association concepts that e.g. SW = romance sector etc.

And if the toilet so happens to be in the way of our romance = "finished!" we are doomed!

Let's look at it from a different perspective. Often, the toilet is not just about the "THRONE" or the WC. (Or which I call this the equivalent of the toilet bowl).

In fact, many master toilets have not only shower but also some even installed jacuzzi's and a bath tubs!

Imagine this! I strongly believe, in this world, talking about "toilet romance" I can guarantee that in any city or country, perhaps, there can be cases where babies are "produced" in the toilet! perhaps, even on the toilet seat! Just imagine! putting two couples in this "confined" space!

To be frank, next time, if anyone talks about the "dirty" toilets, we can also flavour this with "dirty toilet talk" , also if we bring two couples of the opposite sex, into the picture!

Heard this conversation?

Son: How did I come about?

Mother: OH! DEAR ME! I fear of this question!

Father: We have to be truly honest with our son, DEAR! Why not you enlighten him!

Mother: Son (in a shaking voice), "WOULD YOU BELIEVE, YOU WERE BEING PRODUCED IN THE TOILET? "

Son: HUH? ARE YOU KIDDING ME?

Father: GULP! NO!, Son, this is true! I can vouch for it! I SEEN IT ALL!

Son: LOOKS LIKE ONE DAY, I WILL INHERIT YOUR THRONE!

*BY-THE-WAY* This father, mother, son talk happen to be a family of royal descent!

Let's change our thinking that toilets ain't all that dirty!

Cheers!

Warmest Regards,
Cecil

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On 4/3/2004 8:24:50 AM, Anonymous wrote:

Dear Sir,

I have a attached

toilet/bathroom in my master

bedroom. I found out that this

toilet is in the relationship

sector of the house. Since

daily flushing of the toilet

will certainly flush away any

good relationship with spouse

and family members, I am

thinking of putting a pair of

porcelain lovebirds or

mandarin ducks to enhance the

area. At least with the

flushing, there is

replenishment or continued

preservation of the

relationship through the

mandarin ducks. I can close

the toilet seat before

flushing, but there is also

the manhole in the shower/bath

area. So may not be practical.

Will this action help? If not,

then I will not put the

mandarin ducks and leave it as

it is since there is no

remedy.

Thanking you ahead. Rich

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